1 00:00:04,119 --> 00:00:05,567 Lily, please, I'm begging. 2 00:00:05,671 --> 00:00:07,912 We could go to any other restaurant. 3 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:10,912 It's my week to pick, and I pick Dead Ed's. 4 00:00:11,016 --> 00:00:14,015 Do I complain when it's your guys' turn to pick? 5 00:00:14,016 --> 00:00:16,809 - Every time. - What's so bad about Dead Ed's? 6 00:00:16,912 --> 00:00:17,980 It's a dive. 7 00:00:17,981 --> 00:00:19,705 Bad food, worse service. 8 00:00:19,843 --> 00:00:22,498 That's a town landmark you're talking about. 9 00:00:22,602 --> 00:00:25,153 Founded the same year as Canyon Valley. 10 00:00:25,154 --> 00:00:27,705 Becoming a local is all about finding these hidden gems. 11 00:00:27,809 --> 00:00:31,085 You can't become a local. You're either from somewhere or not. 12 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:34,085 It takes a born Canyon Valleyan to... 13 00:00:34,188 --> 00:00:36,119 ...truly appreciate our culture. 14 00:00:36,223 --> 00:00:38,464 The only "culture" you'll get at Dead Ed's 15 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:40,016 is a bacterial infection. 16 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:42,085 Ha. Nice one. 17 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:44,912 ♪ Me and you ♪ 18 00:00:45,016 --> 00:00:49,085 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 19 00:00:49,188 --> 00:00:51,326 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 20 00:01:07,119 --> 00:01:09,705 What is that smell? 21 00:01:09,809 --> 00:01:12,636 Authenticity. 22 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,188 Let's eat! 23 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,774 Umma, where you goin'? 24 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:20,704 I touched doorknob. I have to wash germ off my hand. 25 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,119 Service tonight is deader than Ed. 26 00:01:23,223 --> 00:01:24,774 Oh, I can go find a waiter. 27 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,740 No, you don't. They know me here. 28 00:01:26,843 --> 00:01:30,050 - Why don't both of you go? - Bet I find one first! 29 00:01:30,154 --> 00:01:31,947 Oh, excuse me, Lillian. 30 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,050 That's not what it's short for! 31 00:01:34,602 --> 00:01:36,567 Waiter! Waiter, waiter! 32 00:01:36,671 --> 00:01:37,704 Whoa. 33 00:01:37,705 --> 00:01:39,119 Is that Dead Ed? 34 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,671 "Take a swig to receive Dead Ed's seal of authenticity 35 00:01:42,774 --> 00:01:45,187 to be a true local of Canyon Valley." 36 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,015 - What's in there anyway? - Dead Ed's pickled toe. 37 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:49,981 All the real locals take a sip. 38 00:01:50,119 --> 00:01:53,050 - So you drank Ed's toe juice? - Of course. 39 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,946 I understand if you're too grossed out to try it. 40 00:01:55,947 --> 00:01:59,464 Our traditions may seem strange to an outsider. 41 00:02:00,429 --> 00:02:01,980 If I take two sips, 42 00:02:01,981 --> 00:02:04,636 does that make me twice as local as you? 43 00:02:05,981 --> 00:02:08,154 If you're gonna do it, then do it. 44 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:15,463 Ah. 45 00:02:15,464 --> 00:02:17,671 - Easy. - Give me that! 46 00:02:20,498 --> 00:02:21,291 Do it. 47 00:02:21,292 --> 00:02:24,154 Twice the local, as if. 48 00:02:28,326 --> 00:02:30,981 What do you gotta say about that? 49 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:32,085 Jack? 50 00:02:36,085 --> 00:02:38,809 What is going on? 51 00:02:39,464 --> 00:02:41,498 Something's wrong with my stomach. 52 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:45,118 Help me. 53 00:02:48,119 --> 00:02:50,911 Who summons me? 54 00:02:52,085 --> 00:02:53,567 Oi! Down here! 55 00:02:56,016 --> 00:02:57,842 Think you're a worthy local, eh? 56 00:02:57,843 --> 00:02:59,878 Well, you wouldn't be the first. 57 00:03:01,602 --> 00:03:02,912 Me nail done popped off! 58 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,947 Can't have ye looking at me naked toe body. 59 00:03:06,292 --> 00:03:10,567 Now, follow me to find the seal of authenticity. 60 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,671 Don't touch me, son. 61 00:03:13,774 --> 00:03:16,533 Now, let's get moving. The truth awaits. 62 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:19,705 Toe? 63 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:21,119 Toe. 64 00:03:30,395 --> 00:03:33,567 The kitchen, where our journey begins. 65 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:38,704 'Scuse me. 66 00:03:38,705 --> 00:03:41,050 Looks like someone abandoned their kids here. 67 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,395 - Again. - Aw, poor kiddos. 68 00:03:43,498 --> 00:03:46,049 They look sick with something. 69 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:48,602 You don't think it was my cookin', do you? 70 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:50,705 Oh, I'm such a failure! 71 00:03:50,809 --> 00:03:53,257 Hey, that's my best friend you're talkin' about. 72 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,740 Oh, you mean it? 73 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,498 Ha! Bring it in, buddy! 74 00:03:59,878 --> 00:04:00,912 Flee, children! 75 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:02,464 To the cellar, quickly! 76 00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:07,602 Down here! 77 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,705 What's taking so long? 78 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:16,360 Should we go find them? I've got a bad feeling. 79 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,739 Min-ju, relax. It's been five minutes. 80 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:21,326 It's not like they could get lost. 81 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:24,533 Okay, we're lost. The toe ditched us. 82 00:04:24,636 --> 00:04:27,049 Pssh. We don't need that dumb nub. 83 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:30,188 I got locals' intuition, baby. Huh? 84 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:32,774 Hmm... 85 00:04:32,878 --> 00:04:34,360 - Right! - Left! 86 00:04:35,705 --> 00:04:38,016 My gut says right, Jack! 87 00:04:38,119 --> 00:04:40,877 I don't trust your dumb gut, Lily. 88 00:04:40,878 --> 00:04:42,843 Stand down, worm! 89 00:04:42,947 --> 00:04:44,464 Your dad's a worm! 90 00:04:44,602 --> 00:04:46,428 We have the same dad! 91 00:04:46,429 --> 00:04:48,705 You have the same dad! 92 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,947 Fine, whatever. We'll flip a coin. 93 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,325 Heads, we go right. Tails... 94 00:04:54,326 --> 00:04:56,360 - we also go right. - Wait, what? 95 00:04:59,188 --> 00:05:00,602 What's that mean? 96 00:05:00,705 --> 00:05:02,154 I don't know. 97 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:06,360 Come back here, little guy! 98 00:05:07,705 --> 00:05:08,740 Heads! 99 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:10,257 Now let's go right like I-- What? 100 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,498 - Uh, Lily? - Whoa. 101 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:14,705 What's that? 102 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:19,292 - The seal! - The seal! 103 00:05:19,395 --> 00:05:21,326 - My coin found it! - I saw it first! 104 00:05:24,395 --> 00:05:25,533 No, you don't! 105 00:05:41,878 --> 00:05:45,188 I can't decide what to order. 106 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:47,326 Ooh, what's he having? Looks yummy. 107 00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:48,946 I'll go ask him. 108 00:05:48,947 --> 00:05:50,429 Hello, my good sir! 109 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:52,704 Best keep walkin', cone nose. 110 00:05:52,705 --> 00:05:53,912 Yup! 111 00:05:55,636 --> 00:05:57,809 - So... - Just get the special. 112 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,464 Parkour! 113 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:06,016 I think we finally shook it! 114 00:06:09,257 --> 00:06:11,740 Lily, where are you? 115 00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:13,947 Lily? 116 00:06:15,464 --> 00:06:17,222 - Jack? - What the...? 117 00:06:17,223 --> 00:06:19,498 Jack? Jack?! 118 00:06:19,602 --> 00:06:20,602 Lil? 119 00:06:20,705 --> 00:06:22,292 - Jack! - Lil! 120 00:06:26,498 --> 00:06:30,774 Ugh. My guts feel like they've been through a meat grinder. 121 00:06:30,878 --> 00:06:32,533 How you doin' over there, Lil? 122 00:06:32,636 --> 00:06:34,947 Thanks for saving me back there. 123 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,671 Jack, I never drank the toe before. 124 00:06:39,223 --> 00:06:42,602 And I don't even like the food here. 125 00:06:42,981 --> 00:06:44,671 I'm not a local. 126 00:06:44,774 --> 00:06:46,188 I'm a fraud. 127 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:49,085 Don't say that. This town is part of you. 128 00:06:49,188 --> 00:06:51,429 Me, I'm not from anywhere. 129 00:06:51,533 --> 00:06:53,429 But you've lived. 130 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:56,326 Without Canyon Valley, I've got nothing. 131 00:06:56,429 --> 00:06:59,464 It's your home. No one can take that from you. 132 00:06:59,947 --> 00:07:01,636 I'll never have one. 133 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,671 I guess we're both just trying to prove we belong. 134 00:07:05,774 --> 00:07:07,602 Two sides of the same coin. 135 00:07:08,016 --> 00:07:10,188 Wait. We literally are! 136 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:14,946 Like... we're made out of half the same person! 137 00:07:14,947 --> 00:07:17,326 I've never thought of it like that. 138 00:07:17,429 --> 00:07:18,291 We're... 139 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:21,016 - Bound by blood. - Bound by blood. 140 00:07:27,636 --> 00:07:29,188 Let's get that seal! 141 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,843 Wait. 142 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:35,809 I forgot what food tastes like. 143 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:37,946 It's too late for us. 144 00:07:37,947 --> 00:07:40,498 I hope the kids are in a better place. 145 00:07:43,636 --> 00:07:45,223 We gotta get outta here! 146 00:07:46,188 --> 00:07:47,154 Run! 147 00:07:53,912 --> 00:07:55,912 Tallyho! You've made it! 148 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:58,808 Come! Dead Ed awaits! 149 00:08:02,016 --> 00:08:03,188 Hehe! 150 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,359 - Dead Ed?! - Dead Ed?! 151 00:08:10,636 --> 00:08:12,671 Are ye the darin' youths 152 00:08:12,774 --> 00:08:14,085 what conquered me maze 153 00:08:14,223 --> 00:08:16,947 and brought home me favorite toe? 154 00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:22,602 Finally, a successor worthy of me legacy. 155 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:27,223 Now, which one of ye wants me seal of authenticity 156 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,602 and be dubbed the one true local? 157 00:08:31,705 --> 00:08:33,567 One of us? We got here together. 158 00:08:33,671 --> 00:08:35,947 There's only one way to be a local, 159 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:39,359 and only one can embody it. 160 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,153 - That's not true. - Huh? 161 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,671 Jack's no less a Canyon Valleyan than me. 162 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,085 Thanks, Lil, but you wanted this forever. 163 00:08:46,223 --> 00:08:47,877 - You deserve it. - Nuts to that. 164 00:08:47,878 --> 00:08:50,670 Who died and made this poser King of Canyon Valley? 165 00:08:50,671 --> 00:08:52,878 Uh, me. I died. 166 00:08:52,981 --> 00:08:56,740 So... one of ye step up to claim yer title 167 00:08:56,843 --> 00:08:58,360 or nobody gets it! 168 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:00,842 I'm good with that if you are. 169 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:02,395 I got nothin' to prove. 170 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,567 Peace. 171 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:09,050 Whoa! 172 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,636 Real sorry about this, chaps. 173 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,257 If you're not a true local, 174 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:18,878 then you must face the consequences! 175 00:09:26,947 --> 00:09:28,842 What happened? 176 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:32,809 Was... all that just a toe-induced fever dream? 177 00:09:32,912 --> 00:09:35,223 Wait, where's that toe anyway? 178 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,670 What the...? 179 00:09:37,671 --> 00:09:39,050 It's just a carrot. 180 00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:41,015 So we didn't do anything? 181 00:09:41,016 --> 00:09:43,947 We just sat in a basement and opened up and... 182 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:45,464 - Bonded. - ...bonded. 183 00:09:47,429 --> 00:09:50,085 I'm prepared to tell no one and take it to our graves. 184 00:09:50,188 --> 00:09:52,464 I won't tell a soul what happened here. 185 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:54,498 - It was his fault! - It was her fault! 186 00:09:56,016 --> 00:09:58,429 Cones are beautiful, okay?! 187 00:09:58,533 --> 00:09:59,878 Where have you two been? 188 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,636 More importantly, you found a waiter. 189 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:03,774 We can finally order. I will take the... 190 00:10:03,878 --> 00:10:06,981 Gonna stop you right there. I'm a sous-chef, not a waiter. 191 00:10:07,085 --> 00:10:08,464 So I can't take your order 192 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,773 and I wouldn't take your order anyway. 193 00:10:10,774 --> 00:10:13,154 Your punk kids threw up in my locker, 194 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:14,636 made a mess in the kitchen, 195 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,774 and knocked over all the produce in the meat freezer! 196 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:21,084 You and your family are banned for life! 197 00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:24,016 - They did what?! - Finally! Thank you! 198 00:10:24,119 --> 00:10:26,774 Eh, we probably went a bit overboard. 199 00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:29,498 - Serves us right. - Good call, sir. 200 00:10:29,602 --> 00:10:33,567 All right, take your complimentary stickers and go. 201 00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:38,843 This was the seal of authenticity? 202 00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:40,257 Dead Ed sure was cheap. 203 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:44,533 Hey, it's still my week to pick. What do you say we order pizza? 204 00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:45,809 Couldn't agree more. 205 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,601 It's Canyon Valley style. 206 00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:49,154 Very thin crust. 207 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,118 You probably won't like it. 208 00:10:51,119 --> 00:10:53,878 I've had real pizza, in Italia. 209 00:10:53,981 --> 00:10:56,704 Crust so thin you can't even see it from the side. 210 00:10:56,705 --> 00:10:58,774 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 211 00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:13,119 ♪ Me and you ♪ 212 00:11:13,223 --> 00:11:16,292 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 213 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,153 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 214 00:11:20,154 --> 00:11:22,119 ♪ Me and you ♪ 215 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:26,119 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 216 00:11:26,223 --> 00:11:28,292 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪